Holy shit, somebody just gave me the coolest sunglasses I've ever seen.  I saw them on him and was like "Holy shit, those are the coolest sunglasses I've ever seen !  Where did you even get those !?

... "I don't know ... like a free box maybe ... ?"

"Wow.  Those are seriously badass."

And he gave them to me !

Real glass (one piece), with white gold frames in a techno cut, probably from the eighties, they look like something a Transformer would wear to a nightclub.  Like seriously, stalkers need to snap a shot of me in these things and pass it around you have no idea.