On the side for that sideways shit ...

You know I think it's pretty funny how obsessed you are with me, always telling me how powerful you are.  It would be almost adorable if it weren't so regularly evil.

Yes your money makes you very powerful now run along and play. 

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Nicely.

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Anyway if there's anything I ever said which doesn't check out it's probably because the records were deleted like all the other notable gaps.  A lot of that is because I limit what gets out there, some because of those who want to keep me from getting out there, and some just has a way of doing away, likely the watchers.

No idea.

But since I know I'm not a liar I can only assume you're probing to see why those gaps are there.  There you go.  If you were more clear about what discrepancies you believe there may be, maybe I could help you more.

That said, no matter who you are of what you think of your ... 'pay for play' position of ... 'power' ( ... ), somethings you will find are just over your heads.

And that's got everything to do with those gaps you see in my file.  We both know I'm not lying, so you must be digging just to be sure, in light of those gaps.  Very suspicious, all those missing pieces and so here you provoking me for answers.

There you go.

It's classified.  And there is no pay for pay about it.  Fact is, I don't know either so I was kinda hoping you did.  You know, provoking you for answers.  So here we are, neither knowing shit.  

But we both know I'm not a liar, so you must be making a play about what you don't know, and or what you just can't accept about what you do know.  So there you are, paying X-Files on the interwebs and looking for answers ... about me.

And you know once again, I think that's kinda funny.  I'm your urban legend, the thing that goes bump in the night for 'powerful men' like yourself ( ... ) like an unanswerable question they're damned to try answering.

Kirk tells the machine to calculate Pi to the last digit.

There is no answer, and if there was could you ever trust the one telling it anyway ?  Even if it was the truth.  How you even know, when all you do know is deleting large chunks of my life is what they do.  For a living.

So what briefing could help you, what file could answer your questions, I too would love to know.  But we'd never trust it anyway so I just don't care anymore.  I just am.  And that's all that matters.  But sure if you dig anything up let me know.