The good guys don't get songs but there's No-Bone McDoy, The Rock (Either Dwayne actual Johnson or just an actual rock with googly eyes, the only two conceivable options), The Divisible Girl, Total Flamer and ... undecided.
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Existential Crisis. An excellent name ( ... ).
Warps psychological reality ? (throws the rock)
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Named ! (subject to change)
(closing credit song)